I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
