last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize