Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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