my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize