i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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