Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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