i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
i out mim tonsoeep
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