out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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