Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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