Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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