It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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