So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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