he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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