its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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