Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
