I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
ugly people sure do ruin things
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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