great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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