In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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