On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
