Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Randomize
