Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Banned from zoo.
Again?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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