I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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