fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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