So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
