It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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