oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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