I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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