And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Randomize
