You work out of a Hotel?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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