I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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