i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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