google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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