In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Girls should come with a carfax report
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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