Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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