Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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