Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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