shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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