We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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