I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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