This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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