Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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