Will you blow on my dice?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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