I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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