You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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