her vagine was all disorganized.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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