So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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