whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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