He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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