I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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