we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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