Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
The best revenge is premature balding
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Can you bring me the toilet please
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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