I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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