you traded sex for a burrito?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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