i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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